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Why is the IRS threatening to audit me if I continue to come up with wild justifications for claiming tildes as tax write-offs? Arrrrrgh.

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Posted - April 18

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  • 8214
    Do you think carrying them around in this truck really helps your case?



      April 18, 2024 8:45 AM MDT
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  • 53501
      (((((Shhhhhh!!!)))) The government monitors websites like this one all the time! Nobody outside of my secrecy council is supposed to know about the fleet of armored trucks that I commission. Whose side are you on anyway? Grrrrrrrr. 
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      April 18, 2024 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    I'm thinking about the po tildes in that HOT truck for so many hours at a time.  Honestly, you don't need so much security with two armed guards no less. I hope you roll down the window from time to time and let them breathe. Po babies!!!
    Nobody is going to steal your tildes, you must be afraid they will run off with some literature expert or somephen. 


    This post was edited by Art Lover at April 21, 2024 6:10 PM MDT
      April 18, 2024 1:34 PM MDT
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  • 53501

     

      You realize I had refrigeration units installed in the entire fleet of armored trucks, right? I love my babies as much as they love me.
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      April 20, 2024 7:23 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Awwww, you get the "Tilde Caregiver" award of the year!!!



    This post was edited by Art Lover at April 21, 2024 6:11 PM MDT
      April 20, 2024 6:19 PM MDT
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  • 53501

     

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      April 21, 2024 5:19 PM MDT
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  • 3687
    Because tildes are foreign investments.
      April 18, 2024 11:43 AM MDT
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  • 53501

     

     But I always stick to the American version!

      April 18, 2024 12:14 PM MDT
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  • 3687
    American English does not use tildes!
      April 18, 2024 12:15 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Oh wow! you are really sticking your neck out with that comment, he is very protective and sensitive about his precious tildes.

      April 18, 2024 1:42 PM MDT
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  • 3687
    I like to tell it like it is!
      April 19, 2024 8:27 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    You are so brave!!
      April 19, 2024 11:26 AM MDT
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  • 3687
    At my age, what have I got to lose?
      April 19, 2024 1:26 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    That remains to be seen now doesn't it.  Not sure what he will do now, probably cry a lot. 
      April 19, 2024 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 53501


    :(

      April 20, 2024 7:20 AM MDT
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  • 53501

     

     Grrrrrrr.
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      April 20, 2024 7:18 AM MDT
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  • 53501

     

      Thank you. She’s dead to me now (well, at least temporarily;  women usually don’t stay cut out of my life for very long). Grrrrrrrrr.
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      April 20, 2024 7:18 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    That's why you get so many restraining orders. 
      April 20, 2024 9:03 AM MDT
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  • 53501

     

      Word on the street is that at least one lady (she lives in Minneapolis and her name will remain unnamed here), is beginning to rethink having filed all of those frivolous and blatantly cruel restraining orders against me. She’s finally beginning to realize how much she really needs in her life and how many lustful episodes of nocturnal bliss she’ll enjoy with me once she rescinds those orders.


     “What was I thinking? This is Randy D we’re talking about here! I have to scratch and claw my way to the top of his lists now, but it will be worth it in my end. Grrrrrrr.”
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      April 21, 2024 6:20 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Believe it will be worth it in his end. 
      April 21, 2024 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 53501

     

      Try not to be envious: you’re listed on the rotation also.

      
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      April 21, 2024 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Sigh, yawn, big exhale. 

    Rotation?   Neva, eva.


    This post was edited by Art Lover at May 1, 2024 8:24 PM MDT
      April 21, 2024 9:28 PM MDT
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  • 16747
    You smuggled them, remember? You can't write off items which "officially" don't exist.

    (And shut up about them already, if it gets out that I supplied them we're BOTH in it up to our necks!)
      April 20, 2024 11:34 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    You are so scandalous!!!
      April 21, 2024 9:29 PM MDT
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